BAAAWWWW CRY SOME MORE

i beat you read that in heavy's voice
full view this shit so you can see lucas drowning in tears

THIS PICTURE PRETTY MUCH SUMMARIZES THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME
;_;

i want to walk up to lucas and tell him a "yo momma" joke
his tears will be delicious
and i will lick them

NOPE I STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN THE GAME
its on my psp and everything
i stopped at that dinosaur because i remember how hard he was the first time i played
motherfucker
doesn't he blow up when you beat him?? GODDAMMIT and i have like no nut breads and i keep dying and dksjfkjfjdf

god then AFTER that you see that claus fell asleep on the ground (dont worry he wakes up ;_;
then duster happens then a monkey happens
then lucas happens then you go on this wacky adventure
and it ends in the worse possible way goddamn this game

you know this was supposed to be something entirely different but it ended up being LUCAS CRYING LIKE A FAGGOT JUST BECAUSE HIS LIFE SUCKS