nope

lmao people still care about durarara???
izaya [last name] from durhurhurhur

fucking izaya
he was a cool troll at first i guess
but then later in the show he got fucking annoying and i was like
HOLY FUCK CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SLAP HIS SHIT OR SOMETHING GODDAMN
but then that handsome black russian man simon became even more awesome and punched the shit out of him

you don't know how much i want to suck his russian cock
i bet it taste like fucking sushi
which is gross but i'll just put some soy sauce on his dick
oh god the very thought of it is making me moist
i am kind of serious

but i still love izaya
i mean so what if he fucks with people just because he can
and he has no life
and no friends
and he's basically forever alone because he's a thunderous cunt

i really do want to ride a wheelbarrow full of dicks right up his ass
i bet he'd enjoy it

NOPE I STILL DON'T SHIP SHIZAYA
GET OUT WITH THAT SHIT
YOU SHIPPERS ARE ALL FAT